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And the Oscar Goes to…

Last Sunday saw Sean Penn win for Best Lead Actor in Milk, Heath Ledger win for Best Supporting Actor in Dark Knight, Kate Winslet for Best Lead Actress in The ... Read More »

Everyone Hates Jennifer Aniston

If there were ever a movie made about female race car star Danica Patrick, she would prefer if Angelina Jolie played her. Not Jennifer Aniston though. That would be utterly ... Read More »

Jen and Angelina Set to Do Battle

On Feb. 21 at the Night Before the Oscars party in Beverly Hills, two arch-enemies will meet for the first time since 2005 when Brad left Jennifer and started making ... Read More »

Aniston vs Jolie Still Going

Egged on by John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston plans to upstage Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Oscars by being a presenter. True, Aniston may not be nominated for an ... Read More »

Angelina and Brad Snub Ryan Seacrest

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Ryan Seacrest got dissed at the Golden Globes. After interviewing Beyonce, Seacrest decided to go down from his platform to try and interview ... Read More »

Cameron Diaz Might Die

There’s no doubt in my mind that Angelina Jolie went backstage and clubbed Cameron Diaz to death after she flubbed her name while announcing the nominees for Best Actress. If ... Read More »

Angelina and Brad Secretly Married? Probably Not

At the L.A. premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Brad’s co-star, Taraji Henson, referred to Brad as Angelina’s “husband.” She backpedaled and changed it to “life partner.” However, ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie’s Uterus Has Been Condemned

Angelina Jolie has said she loves being pregnant because it makes her feel more like a woman and that she wants to do it again real soon. However, according to ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Is Whipped

In the latest Rolling Stone via Us, Brad took his pedophile mustache and talked about how he and Angelina don’t fight anymore. Working on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Got Lucky

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were also at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button yesterday. To celebrate, Brad bent Angelina over the rails and banged her. Celebrities, ... Read More »

Stuff You Probably Don’t Care About

Punisher: War Zone over Cadillac Records: If only for the sole reason Beyonce is in Cadillac Records. Huffington questions the double-standards: The HP talks about Kate Winslet’s The Reader in which ... Read More »

Angelina Could Be Pregnant Again

Rumors spread yesterday that Angelina Jolie was pregnant again with In Touch fanning the flames. They allege Angelina told a waiter she was pregnant when he offered her a drink ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie Controls Hollywood

The New York Times put up a report today alleging Angelina Jolie has gained complete control over the media and is able to spin any story in her favor. The ... Read More »

Angelina Ready to Fade Away

In an interview with BBC News, Angelina Jolie says she’s ready to quit acting to become a full time mother to her pack of nomadic children. Jolie has already planned ... Read More »

“What Angelina Did Was Very Uncool”

Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence about Angelina Jolie. In the upcoming Vogue, Aniston musters the courage to give Angelina a piece of her mind. Aniston tells Vogue: “What ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie Stays Fit With Video Games

According to OK! Magazine, 33-year-old Angelina Jolie plays video games to stay fit. It all started when Maddox was trying to convince her that the Nintendo DS is more a ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie Does UK Bazaar

Angelina Jolie was photoshopped to perfection for the cover of the upcoming UK issue of Bazaar. She looks sexy as hell. They even covered up that big veiny thing on ... Read More »

Everyone Already Knew This

This is for all you hardcore Angelina Jolie fans or Jennifer Aniston sympathizers. The quote making its way around the internets today is from an interview Angelina did with the ... Read More »

More Kids = More Fun

Angelina Jolie went on Today show to promote Changeling and the conversation predictably steered towards her growing multicultural army of pint size mercenaries. Matt Lauer asked if Angelina will be ... Read More »

Maddox Will Cut You

The November issue of W features an interview with Angelina Jolie where she reveals she’s already bought Maddox knives. Gasp! “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I ... Read More »