Brad Pitt is whipped

In the latest Rolling Stone via Us, Brad took his pedophile mustache and talked about how he and Angelina don’t fight anymore.

Angelina Jolie controls Hollywood

The New York Times put up a report today alleging Angelina Jolie has gained complete control over the media and is able to spin any story in her favor.

Angelina ready to fade away

In an interview with BBC News, Angelina Jolie says she’s ready to quit acting to become a full time mother to her pack of nomadic children.

Angelina Jolie does UK Bazaar

Angelina Jolie was photoshopped to perfection for the cover of the upcoming UK issue of Bazaar.

Everyone already knew this

This is for all you hardcore Angelina Jolie fans or Jennifer Aniston sympathizers.

More kids = more fun

Angelina Jolie went on Today show to promote Changeling and the conversation predictably steered towards her growing multicultural army of pint size mercenaries.

Maddox will cut you

The November issue of W features an interview with Angelina Jolie where she reveals she’s already bought Maddox knives.

Angelina got a “mommy tuck”

I doubt this is true, but Star Magazine claims Angelina Jolie came out of hiding only after she had her self-esteem boosted with a tummy tuck.

Angelina Jolie isn’t doing well

Sources tell Now that Angelina Jolie is having a hard time taking care of six children, two of which are newborn twins, and is currently undergoing treatment for stress.

Angelina Jolie wants more babies

This is actually a month old rumor from the National Enquirer, but it’s resurfacing again for whatever reason.

They are here!

Bad news for those waiting on pictures of Angelina Jolie’s twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

$14 million?!

Earlier in the day, it was reported PEOPLE magazine and Hello!