Angelina Jolie controls Hollywood

The New York Times put up a report today alleging Angelina Jolie has gained complete control over the media and is able to spin any story in her favor.

Angelina ready to fade away

In an interview with BBC News, Angelina Jolie says she’s ready to quit acting to become a full time mother to her pack of nomadic children.

More kids = more fun

Angelina Jolie went on Today show to promote Changeling and the conversation predictably steered towards her growing multicultural army of pint size mercenaries.

Maddox will cut you

The November issue of W features an interview with Angelina Jolie where she reveals she’s already bought Maddox knives.

Angelina got a “mommy tuck”

I doubt this is true, but Star Magazine claims Angelina Jolie came out of hiding only after she had her self-esteem boosted with a tummy tuck.

Angelina Jolie isn’t doing well

Sources tell Now that Angelina Jolie is having a hard time taking care of six children, two of which are newborn twins, and is currently undergoing treatment for stress.

Angelina Jolie wants more babies

This is actually a month old rumor from the National Enquirer, but it’s resurfacing again for whatever reason.

They are here!

Bad news for those waiting on pictures of Angelina Jolie’s twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

$14 million?!

Earlier in the day, it was reported PEOPLE magazine and Hello!

PEOPLE wins the war

OK! Magazine no longer has a stranglehold on the celebrity baby picture market.

Angelina Jolie to play Catwoman?

Having a worldwide $440 million two week gross and being the best film of the year has gotten everyone talking about who will will play what in the next Dark Knight film.