Pink has been silent ever since the dissolution of her marriage with pro BMX’er Carey Hart, but she has finally opened up. Asked what she misses most about her ex-husband, Pink responded:
“I really loved my husband’s penis. It was really pretty.”
Jesus. TMI. No one wants to hear this stuff. Talk about your new album or …

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Prepare to have your hearts shattered. Pink and Carey Hart have called it quits after two years of marriage.
Pink’s publicist tells People, “Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their …

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Pink and boyfriend Carey Hart were walking their dogs down some street. Specifically, they were walking their clan of white dogs in their white outfits. Racists. What’s even more offensive is her manly stomach. Who do I have to pay to get an erection around here? There’s also a picture of Pink checking out her …

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