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Jennifer Lopez Asked About Ripping Off Kat DeLuna

There’s this whole controversy going on right now about how Jennifer Lopez ripped off fellow Latina singer Kat DeLuna’s music and style. The few people who listened to Jennifer’s single ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez for Venus Goddess

Jennifer Lopez has been named the global brand ambassador for Gillette Venus razors. She even recorded a new version of the jingle, “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire, your desire.” ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Ripped Off Kat DeLuna

Not only does 41-year-old Jennifer Lopez’s new single “On the Floor” bear an uncanny resemblance to 23-year-old Kat DeLuna’s single “Party O’Clock” that was released in Europe last fall, but ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Threatened Ricky Gervais

You would know it by looking at her cushiony ass, but Jennifer Lopez has thin skin. She’ll take anything personally. You could ask her how it’s going and she’d think ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Used to Flash Her Crotch a Lot

Jennifer Lopez is trying to stop the release of 21 hours worth of footage which shows her flashing her vagina along with other “deviant behavior.” The tapes were shot during ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Ripples in Concert

I’ll just gloss over the fact that Jennifer Lopez is still somehow singing at concerts, albeit in Puerto Rico, and skip right to the part where she walked up a ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Lopez Are Trying to Out Diva Each Other

What’s that saying? Even though you win the Special Olympics, you’re still retarded. Well, in unrelated news, Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Lopez are in an American Idol power struggle. A ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler Are Your New Judges

Even though everyone knew about it and didn’t care, American Idol still made a spectacle of announcing Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler as the two new judges. Asked what she was ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Will Get $12 Million to Pretend to Know How to Sing

Despite rumors of diva behavior which American Idol claims were started by the competition, Jennifer Lopez just inked a $12 million deal to be the third judge on American Idol. According ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez on ‘American Idol’ Almost a Done Deal

Turns out Jennifer Lopez is still one of the top picks to be a judge on American Idol. Despite rumors to the contrary which said negotiations ended because of her ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Needs a New Assistant

Everyone knows Jennifer Lopez is notoriously difficult to work with because her demands are insanely ridiculous. It’s pretty much why negotiations between her and American Idol fell through. But hopefully ... Read More »

Speaking of American Idol

When news broke that negotiations had fell through for Jennifer Lopez to be one of the judges on American Idol because of her ridiculous demands, Lopez tweeted the photo above ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Won’t Be on American Idol

The deal to have Jennifer Lopez as one of the new judges on American Idol has fallen through. Presumably because she thought she was more famous than she really is. A ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler Are Now Judges

On Thursday, Ellen DeGeneres announced that she wouldn’t be returning as a judge to American Idol. No one really cared because the only thing Ellen was good for was agreeing ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Becomes Moderately Interesting

The only thing I have to say is, at least Jennifer Lopez was wearing underwear. That way we don’t have to listen to her vagina bitch us out. You know ... Read More »

More People at the Oscars

Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Anna Kendrick and Tina Fey (click on their names to go to their galleries) also showed up at the ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Dropped by Sony Music

Jennifer Lopez will be guest hosting SNL on March 6. She was most likely going to promote her new album “Love”, but Sony Music just dropped her from their Epic ... Read More »

Someone Here Is Delusional

It’s widely assumed that Victoria Beckham is a size 0. Actually, if there was a size below 0, she’d be that. But Victoria has gone on record as saying she ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Says She Should Have Won an Oscar

Jennifer Lopez spoke to Latina magazine and it was pretty much boring blah blah stuff until you got the part about how Jennifer thought she should have won an Oscar ... Read More »

Hey There, Sexy Lady

In case you missed it, here’s Jennifer Lopez performing in a skin tight suit on New Year’s Eve. I didn’t post it until now because I was dry heaving for ... Read More »
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