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Tommy Cruise wanted: As a godfather

April 7th, 20082 comments

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Catholics, have decided to ask Tom Cruise, zany Scientologist, to be the godfather to their son Max and daughter Emme.
“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the …

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PEOPLE paid $6 million for this

March 20th, 20082 comments

J. Lo was allegedly paid $6 million to appear in PEOPLE magazine with her twins, Max and Emme. The stipulations were they had to stop calling her J.Lo and her husband Marc Anthony had to shoot the pictures. God she’s annoying.
This week’s issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday, features 12 pages of new photos of …

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Jennifer Lopez might have OCD

March 4th, 20081 comment

After giving birth, Jennifer Lopez has been busy spoiling her twins by giving them a masseuse, a trained color therapist, 600-count Egyptian cotton cot linen, designer Babygros, diamond engraved rattles and two small Shetland ponies. Right around masseuse is when I realized my childhood pales in comparison to her kids’. You guys have Shetland ponies? …

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Jennifer Lopez is rich and you’re not

February 26th, 20081 comment

Jennifer Lopez used to claim she was Jenny from the block. That changed when her disposable income tripled that of the average salary. Now she’s known as Jennifer “I can set homeless people on fire whenever I want” Lopez. Or J.Lo for short. You can tell how filthy rich she is by the expensive stuff …

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Jennifer Lopez pops two out

February 22nd, 2008Respond

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to one girl and one boy this morning. Contrary to what I had hoped, they came out one at a time. PEOPLE has the scoop.
The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed …

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The J.Lo is in

February 20th, 20081 comment

Jennifer Lopez has finally checked into her private hospital room at North Shore University Hospital. Though her reps didn’t return calls for comment, a patient told Page Six
…staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, “J.Lo is here!”
Good. I hope even with all the expert medical staff around her, they forget she wants a c section, forget to …

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The U.S. doesn’t like J.Lo

February 19th, 2008Respond

People magazine paid $6 million for the first shots of Jennifer Lopez’s twins and that’s only for rights to publish in the US. OK! Magazine brokered a deal to publish the photos in the 15 international editions of their magazine. Why skip out on US rights? Simple. People hate her here.
“Look at her track …

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J. Lo is demanding

February 18th, 20081 comment

The North Shore University Hospital on Long Island is all over Jennifer Lopez and her twins. They’ve given her a private room furnished with a brown leather couch which no one is allowed in and has been sitting unused for two weeks.
God, Jennifer thinks she’s the second coming and everyone wants to see her babies. …

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