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Kate Bosworth loves bikinis

August 11th, 20082 comments

Kate Bosworth headed out to a beach in Malibu (Malibu beach?) over the weekend to test out her snazzy new bikini. It was the most impressive thing she’s done in her career. The second most impressive was swallowing a foot long hot dog whole. Or was that just in my dreams? Whatever, it was hot.

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It’s a love connection

June 6th, 2007Respond

Liv Tyler was spotted kissing Kate Bosworth because that’s how people say “hello” in LA. It’s just good manners. Me? I like to personalize my greetings a little by screaming “I’m going to eat your face” while running at them with my mouth open and my tongue darting in and out. Incidentally, I’ve noticed a …

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Kate Bosworth is less skeletal

April 30th, 20072 comments

Kate Bosworth hit the beach in a bikini looking less skeletal than the last time I saw her. It looks like she’s hanging out with her friend, but no, it’s her lover. I don’t think that’s that far of a stretch considering her last boyfriend was Orlando “I should be wearing panties” Bloom. I don’t …

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Kate Bosworth is Skeletor

June 23rd, 20062 comments

Wow. It’s incredible that Kate Bosworth hasn’t been blown away by the wind yet. I knew that she was skinny, but I had no idea she was this skinny. I hear Bosworth freaked out a couple of people by disappearing at the Superman Returns party after she turned sideways. Casting agents are already calling her …

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