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Everyone hates Scott Disick

No Kardashian likes Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick. Probably because he’s not athletic and, instead, sits around all day doing nothing. Scott talked to Ryan Seacrest on Thursday to talk about ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian drank her own breast milk

In a competition over over who can get more attention, Khloe Kardashian tweeted that her sister Kourtney has tried her own breast milk. “Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian debuts her baby

Kourtney Kardashian already had cameras ready to go in the delivery room while she was pushing out her baby Mason Dash. This kid hasn’t even been out of her womb ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend is a dick

According to various sources, Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend Scott Disick is an asshole. A friend of Kourtney said that a few weeks before she was due, she was moving boxes around ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian may not know who the father is

Star has a damning report that Scott Dipstick Dicks Disick may not be the real father of Kourtney Kardashian’s recently born son. A “handsome young model” has come forward claiming ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian gave brith

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her first child early Monday morning. Her publicist said, “Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy about an hour ago.” Kourtney named the kid Mason Dash ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian will be a great mother

Kourtney Kardashian is due on Dec. 23, but she had a scare last week when she peed herself and thought her water broke. Kim talked to Ryan Seacrest in an ... Read More »

The Kardashians promote with lingerie

Kim Kardashian posted a promo poster for the fourth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on her website. It shows the three Kardashian sisters posing in lingerie. Kim wrote: ... Read More »

Kourtney watches her weight, fails

At eight months pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is concerned over gaining too much pregnancy weight. She shouldn’t worry too much as she’ll never be bigger than Kim’s ass. And ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian was robbed

The list of famous people having their places of residence burglarized continues to grow. On Saturday, thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s Calabasas home and made off with $108,000 in jewelry. ... Read More »

Khloé Kardashian is a fatass

Kim Kardashian thinks both her sisters, Khloé and Kourtney are fatasses. Backstage at the Badgley Mischka fashion show, she said about the pregnant Kourtney, “She’s huge. She is huuuuge! I ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian is a role model

Erica Mena, Kourtney & Khole Take Miami co-star, Dash store employee, and ass kisser extraordinaire recently regarded Kourtney as a “role model”. She tells E!, “The fact that Kourtney puts ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian debated abortion

Shortly after discovering she was with child, Kourtney was thrown into one of the most difficult decisions of her life. What to wear during her pregnancy. Just kidding. It was ... Read More »

Kourtney forgot to take her pill

Finding it suspicious Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant right before the premiere of her and Khloe’s reality show? Well, don’t be. There’s nothing to see here. Move along. Kourtney appeared on the ... Read More »

They’re… multiplying

We thought we could kill them, but we only made them stronger. We thought satiating their appetite for publicity and validating their existence would distract from the deafening tick of ... Read More »

Kardashian’s Dash store targeted by gang, maybe

Uh oh. The Kardashian owned clothing store Dash in Miami was vandalized by a gang. They graffitied the wall and etched their gang signs into the glass. Khloe Kardashian assures ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian is huge

Way to show up your sister, Kim Kardashian. Even though that dress kind of makes her look fat, Kim looked ten times better than her sister last night. Her insanely ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian can’t get no love

Shock! Kim Kardashian may not be the hot shot she makes herself out to be. Last week at Miami beach for the reopening of Fontainebleau, Kim, her sister Kourtney and ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian is a lady

Kourtney Kardashian spent the better part of yesterday afternoon spreading her legs at Bar Pitti. Only two incidents of dry heaving and one incident of explosive vomiting occurred before the ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian chills at Miami beach

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian hit up Miami beach for some rest & relaxation. It included a full day of lying around doing nothing. A much needed break from their real ... Read More »