At a certain age, probably any time after 40, flashing your vagina just seems sad and pathetic. Especially when you don’t even intend to flash your vagina and it just sort of hangs out of your underwear like the jowls on Droopy. If you’re wondering why I’m telling you this, Nicolette Sheridan flashed her labia …
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Put on some pants
January 15th, 20091 comment
For the love of god, Nicolette Sheridan, can you please grow old with dignity? Is it too much to ask for you to put on a pair of pants? It’s not that hard. I’m doing it right now. I mean, wait, right now. I’ll admit you have a nice ass for a 45-year-old, but you’re …
Nicolette Sheridan is out
October 6th, 20081 comment
By some miracle of science, Nicolette Sheridan has managed to retain the same body she had in her 20’s. She should be no threat to anyone in her 40’s, but dopey looking celebrities like Nikki Hilton and Tara Reid are already plotting her demise.
Nicolette Sheridan slipped a nipple
December 28th, 20075 comments
More pictures of Nicolette Sheridan in her bikini with Michael Bolton in St. Bart’s came out and this time in one of them her nipple popped out. I can’t help but think that if her nipple could talk it would flamboyantly squeal, “Oh, Haiiii!,” as it wiggled out of her bikini top.
Nicolette Sheridan does the beach
December 26th, 20071 comment
Here’s Nicolette Sheridan in a bikini in St. Bart’s on Christmas. It will forever be remembered as the day Nicolette forgot to check whether the water was receding or not before diving in.
