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Penelope Cruz is in St. Barts

It’s nice to see that when Winter rolls in, Penelope Cruz can use her amassed wealth to escape from the treacherous cold to a warmer, much more exotic local to ... Read More »

Woody Allen is humorless

Did I say humorless? I meant humorful. Is that a word? I don’t think so because it’s being underlined in red. I’ll have to look that up. Anyway, in an ... Read More »

Still hot

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz star in Woody Allen’s new comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona and I don’t know the synopsis or anything, but Scarlett and Penelope have a make-out scene ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz has a lot of time

Penelope Cruz has done nothing this year besides traipse around the beach in a bikini, tanning her already perfectly golden body, teasing me with her pouty lips. And that’s perfectly ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz has more than one bikini

The best part about being a paparazzi is you get to take pictures of celebrities like Penelope Cruz in their bikinis from 100 yards away and write it off as ... Read More »

Cruz and Bardem to marry

I’m not sure why you’d care, but Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planning to marry. The National Enquirer said his mom told him to do it. “Pilar took her son ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz does the bikini thing

Penelope Cruz hung out with Javier Bardem in France over Easter weekend. She in her bikini, he in his trunks. They made out on the balcony and relaxed in sun ... Read More »

Scarlett and Penelope have a sex scene? Really?

Page Six has an item today about a “steamy” lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona. “It is also extremely erotic. People will ... Read More »
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