‘The Counselor:’ Ridley Me This

The Counselor views like a comprehensive "how-to" of writing a movie with dialogue and plot points so vague that the audience neither has any clue what is going on nor cares for any of the characters.

Penelope Cruz Looks Great in the 2013 Campari Calendar

Penelope Cruz was just named the face of Campari and to celebrate, she posed for the 2013 Campari Calendar in 13 shots with the theme “Kiss Superstition Goodbye.” Black cats, broken mirrors, walking under ladders, it’s all here and she’s doing all of them in red.


Penelope Cruz is pregnant

Life & Style says the main reason Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz married is because she’s pregnant and all of Javier’s attempts at pushing Penelope down the stairs have failed.


More people at the Oscars

Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Anna Kendrick and Tina Fey (click on their names to go to their galleries) also showed up at the Oscars.


Well played, Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit up the beach in Brazil to play a little “No, YOU’RE ass is firmer!” before Penelope left for Rome to attend the premiere of Nine.

Penelope Cruz is in St. Barts

It’s nice to see that when Winter rolls in, Penelope Cruz can use her amassed wealth to escape from the treacherous cold to a warmer, much more exotic local to sunbathe in.

Still hot

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz star in Woody Allen’s new comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona and I don’t know the synopsis or anything, but Scarlett and Penelope have a make-out scene which is more than enough reason to go see it.

Penelope Cruz has more than one bikini

The best part about being a paparazzi is you get to take pictures of celebrities like Penelope Cruz in their bikinis from 100 yards away and write it off as a business expense.