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'premieres' Posts

Dakota Fanning was at the “Eclipse” premiere

Those shrill screams you heard yesterday came from the thousands of girls at the Twilight: Eclipse premiere. Unfortunately, firefighters weren’t around to turn the hose on them. Which is too ... Read More »

Salma Hayek is good at premieres

Here’s Salma Hayek at the “Grown-Ups” premiere. In a white… uh, yea. I know nothing about what the hell dress she’s wearing. I only know it’s pretty kick-ass because it ... Read More »

Megan Fox was at the “Jonah Hex” premiere

Last night was the premiere of Jonah Hex. Last night was also Game 7 of the Lakers vs Celtics series. If Megan wanted to compete with Game 7, she needed ... Read More »

Alright, who gave Russell Crowe the sword?

Giving Russell Crowe a sword, even a prop sword, is like giving a tiger a laser gun. If they’re going to do this, they might as well start poking Russell ... Read More »

Kate Hudson and Jessica Alba are erotic

Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson were at the premiere for The Killer Inside Me getting frisky with each other. I have no idea why Jessica looks like she’s molesting Kate, ... Read More »

Renee Zellweger got a haircut too

Hayden Panettiere wasn’t the only one who became a real boy yesterday. Renee Zellweger did too. She showed off her short cut at the premiere of My Own Love Song. So ... Read More »

Rachel Bilson is a good dresser

Because I know nothing about fashion, here’s Us Magazine’s description of what Rachel Bilson wore to the premiere of Waiting for Forever in NYC Thursday. Rachel Bilson showed off her petite ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth make their debut

Eeeee! That’s the sound I made when I saw Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together at the premiere of their movie The Last Song before I started hyperventilating and before ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart almost had a dress malfunction

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning hit up the premiere of Runaways in NYC last night. Kristen didn’t look half-bad. To make matters better, she almost slipped out of her dress ... Read More »

Helena Bonham Carter is a good dresser

I wonder if Helena Bonham Carter dresses like this because she doesn’t pay attention to what event she’s going to. Like yesterday in Paris Tim Burton told her they were ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are together again

Expect tabloids tomorrow to run these photos next to the headline “Aniston and Butler Back On!” Then two days later run a story about how Butler was hooking up with ... Read More »

Nice dress?

Anne Hathaway was at the premiere of Alice in Wonderland in London last night wearing this. Either it’s the angle, the dress or Anne Hathaway’s breasts just deflated. They look ... Read More »

Jessica Alba was at the “Valentine’s Day” premiere

It’s been a while since Jessica Alba was up on this site, but she showed up at the premiere for Valentine’s Day looking kind of hot despite wearing what looked ... Read More »

Amanda Seyfried does “Dear John”

Amanda Seyfried stars in that dumb looking Dear John movie. Knowing that this movie will probably suck because only two weeks ago they re-shot the ending to make it less ... Read More »

Rachel McAdams was also at “Sherlock Holmes”

I have a flight at 7:30 PM, but I’m sitting at the airport and it’s 4:00 PM. Suffice to say, I’m bored out of my mind, but thanks to the ... Read More »

Ashley Greene was also at “Sherlock Holmes”

Ashley Greene also showed up to the premiere of Sherlock Holmes in New York. She wasn’t dressed as hot as Blake Lively, but at least her vagina didn’t get frostbite ... Read More »

Blake Lively has style

I confess. I know nothing about Blake Lively’s style or style in general. My style is mostly a pair of jeans and some type of covering for my massive chest. ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge showed up for “Avatar”

Audrina Patridge isn’t in Avatar, but she was one of the biggest stars walking the red carpet last night! Actually, no. I just made that up. There were a lot ... Read More »

Emmanuelle Chriqui was at the “Lady Victoria” premiere

Is it just me or does Emmanuelle Chriqui look like hell in these pictures. She looks like she was just released from a kidnapping. Don’t get me wrong, her dress ... Read More »

Claire Danes is see-through

Listen, I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m only posting these shots of Claire Danes at the Me & Orson Welles premiere because you can see her nipples. ... Read More »