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Sophie Monk Sleeps With Her Brother

For whatever reason, Sophie Monk ended her engagement to her 50-year-old meal ticket a little while ago after a three month romance. She went on Sydney based 2DayFM to talk ... Read More »

Sophie Monk No Longer Engaged

Sophie Monk and her 50-year-old meal ticket, French businessman Jimmy Esebag, were engaged six weeks ago. Now they’re not. Appearing on Chelsea Lately, Monk was asked about her recent engagement ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is on vacation

Sophie Monk has an amazing body but it always looks like she has sort of a buttaface going on. I guess that doesn’t matter though because that’s why God invented ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is camel-toe conscious

Sophie Monk is sad that her camel-toe is more famous than she is. Her camel-toe has been pointed out again in the tabloids, apparently. It was probably wearing a diamond ... Read More »

David Hasselhoff is a ladies man

Every girl out there should be worried because David Hasselhoff is apparently back on the prowl and no woman or man can resist his savoir-faire, stalker-like persistence or bad puns. ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is surfing

I don’t want to point fingers, but I think these “candids” are a little disingenuous. How often does a photographer end up at the beach when Sophie Monk happens to ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is all nipples

I still don’t know what Sophie Monk does for a living, just that people take pictures of her and she’s sometimes cute in them. Which is not a bad thing ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is doing great

Sophie Monk hit the beach the other day to pose for some paparazzi pics. I never noticed this and it may just be the lipstick she’s wearing, but she looks ... Read More »

Sophie Monk went to the beach

I’m positive Sophie Monk is famous for something other than being a sheath for Benji Madden’s penis. If not, then that’s too bad. I’d sooner be known for kicking babies ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is carefree

So what if Sophie Monk can ride a bike. I can pee-pee standing up. Winner: Me! Read More »

Sophie Monk does the bikini thing

If you’re into hot chicks in bikinis, then have I got a post for you. Here’s Sophie Monk in one all by herself. Now’s your chance to make your move. ... Read More »

Sophie Monk wore a bikini for you

Sophie Monk was at Malibu Beach the other day in a bikini. I’m sure she did some stuff involving a wet suit, but that’s meaningless because it’s not like you ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is bra-less

I wonder how many women at the gym know that when the bar falls on my chest while bench pressing 90 pounds, it’s not because I’m a klutz, it’s because ... Read More »

Sophie Monk has spectacular side-boob

I’ll admit there are a few times I post about a celebrity who I don’t know what they’re famous for. This is one of those times. For what it’s worth, ... Read More »