So what if Sophie Monk can ride a bike. I can pee-pee standing up. Winner: Me!
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Sophie Monk does the bikini thing
September 9th, 20081 comment
If you’re into hot chicks in bikinis, then have I got a post for you. Here’s Sophie Monk in one all by herself. Now’s your chance to make your move. Don’t worry. I already asked and Sophie said she’s really into people reeking of desperation and devoid of any social grace. You’re golden. Heh heh …
Sophie Monk wore a bikini for you
July 23rd, 2008Respond
Sophie Monk was at Malibu Beach the other day in a bikini. I’m sure she did some stuff involving a wet suit, but that’s meaningless because it’s not like you need an entire back story to whack off.
Sophie Monk is bra-less
April 9th, 20083 comments
I wonder how many women at the gym know that when the bar falls on my chest while bench pressing 90 pounds, it’s not because I’m a klutz, it’s because I’m staring at them stretching for their workout. And that when I’m supposedly doubled over in pain, it’s to hide my growing erection. I hope …
Sophie Monk has spectacular side-boob
December 5th, 20071 comment
I’ll admit there are a few times I post about a celebrity who I don’t know what they’re famous for. This is one of those times. For what it’s worth, I really don’t care what Sophie Monk does just that she attended the AFI Industry Awards in Melbourne proudly displaying her awe inspiring side-boob. While …
