This time it’s a black bikini at Harry Morton’s beach house. By the looks of it, Lohan’s skin is taking a beating from the sun. It’s a fact redheads and sun don’t go well together. Why must she defy the natural order? Someone must have told her about that certain std that dies in sunlight. Someone should also tell her it doesn’t work if you already have it. That cancer was all for nothing.
must… stab… eyes… ass… too… white…
I think you just sang Brandon Davis’ new single.