A while back Paris Hilton said she was giving up sex for a year. What this meant was she planned to hook back up with Stavros Niachros, get drunk, ensnare Stavros in her perpetually open legs and then proceed to almost have sex inside a club. Therefore, Paris Hilton is either A) A liar B) A tease or C) Finally reading my fan mail on how to be more slutty. Sorry for the bad pictures, hopefully I can find some better ones.
what a skank!