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Paris Hilton continues her celibacy

Paris Hilton

A while back Paris Hilton said she was giving up sex for a year. What this meant was she planned to hook back up with Stavros Niachros, get drunk, ensnare Stavros in her perpetually open legs and then proceed to almost have sex inside a club. Therefore, Paris Hilton is either A) A liar B) A tease or C) Finally reading my fan mail on how to be more slutty. Sorry for the bad pictures, hopefully I can find some better ones.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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