Bruce Willis is sensitive

Bruce Willis has decided to not wear a hairpiece in the new Die Hard movie in order to show that his character has gotten older. He says:

“I’m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning.”

Because that’s what real men do. Beat up people for making fun of them. And saying Bruce’s hair is thinning is like saying Paris Hilton isn’t a slut, she’s just a social butterfly. Expect him to go to the bathroom and cry when someone gives him Rogaine for Christmas. Right after a sound ass-kicking.

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fay suggs
fay suggs
16 years ago

i can’t believe you don’t know how incredibly sexy your “thinning hair” is. haven’t you noticed all the copycats?