Victoria Beckham still tells her children she’s in the Spice Girls. It all began when Victoria’s three sons wanted to know what she actually did. Not having the heart to tell them she’s a useless waste of space, she popped in Spice Girls: The Movie. It’s not the preferred method for introducing people to your job, but luckily enough, the children were just as dumb as her and loved it.
Ever since then, she’s been keeping up this farce whenever her sons ask if she’s been working with the Spice Girls. She just can’t let them down by revealing the truth. The truth being the only thing she does all day is attempt to defy science to become a size less than 0.
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