Paris Hilton hit Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay ran into Paris at a mutual friend’s party and claims the always retarded heiress hit her for no reason. Lindsay showed up with a bruise outside of her hotel and made the statement to the camera crew waiting outside.

“I’m saying this on tape. She hit me for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house. I didn’t know she would be there and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me. It hurts and it’s not OK.

“I’m sorry for everyone who thinks I’m crazy but I’m just trying to act.”

Tomorrow we’ll hear how Lindsay stabbed Paris in the hand with a salad fork just to hear her scream. Wouldn’t that just be magical and kind of on par with how the rest of her week has been going. I’m holding my breath for her complete mental breakdown.

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