Britney Spears and Paris Hilton’s friendship is now over. One week ago there was an endless supply of Britney vagina. Now Britney’s people have told her that if she wants to make a comeback then she needs to stay away from Paris Hilton. This news comes shortly after a semi-apology posted on her site.
They say that Britney ended it with Paris by putting a cross up to her face. After Paris’ face started melting, the soulless creature hissed and slithered back into the night. Next year she will take three new victims. How do we kill it? How do we kill it?!