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Johnny Depp is cool no doubt, but he’s starting to act like an ass. Taking design advice from Keith Richards, he’s asked that he have a Moroccan themed trailer while filming Sweeney Todd.

Pinewood Studio bosses have agreed to the 43-year-old actor’s unusual request and forked out $40,000 to re-decorate his accommodation with expensive drapes, scented candles and several Moroccan shish pipes – which are used for smoking flavoured tobacco.

There were a few raised eyebrows when producers heard what his demands for his trailer were. But no expense has been spared with the best quality drapes we could find, the pipes and selection of flavoured tobacco for them.

He also requested a trailer bigger than Vince Vaughn’s when he found out Vince rented out the home he wanted to stay in. Johnny Depp can really do no wrong, but he’s cutting it real close. I may have to close down my shrine for good if he keeps this up. I really don’t want to Johnny. You know how much hair I had to collect to craft this doll of you? A lot.

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Nicolina
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Nicolina

He could molest children and I’d still love him.

Carol
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Carol

Hey Nicolina, that’s pretty sick

Blurb
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I don’t think wanting a Moroccan themed trailer is acting like an ass…. I think being obvioulsy jealous of someone who can have a Moroccan themed trailer – when you can’t – is acting like an ass. Oh and Nicolina…. that was a pretty sick comment!

laura
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laura

thats sick nicolina are you for real!

katx
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katx

Apart from the sick comment from nicolina, the actual story is crap. Depp has for a long time now had his trailers decked out in such a way. It doesn’t cost $40, 0000 try around 100 bucks and some change. The hookah’s I would imagine belong to him anyway and you can buy a decent one for around £25 . So please stop listening to our gossip column rubbish. Also the bigger trailer what is that about ?. He is staying at the Dorchester hotel what you think he wanted a bigger trailer so he can live in it??? Come… Read more »

rani
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Thank you Blurb. I could not have put it better myself. Johnny Depp is never an ass. Anyone who stops to give autographs at an airport, getting off a plane, carrying luggage and his family in tow….is NOT an ass. And everyone in Hollywood has demands for their own personal space. Get over yourself. And by the way…. you are kind of creepy…. a Johnny Depp doll? Weird.

Amoriah
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Amoriah

Johnny Depp is a very kind and caring humanitarian. He is not, never has been and never will be, an ass. I fail to see how a person who keeps a ‘shrine’ and makes little effigies and poppets of him has the gall to call him an ass just because he wants a little more space for his family while filming.

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