After Jessica screwed up singing a tribute to Dolly Parton, her mom Tina called her performance embarrassing and unprofessional. Tina was upset over the fact Jessica missed a rehearsal and failed to learn the lyrics. Papa Joe on the other hand called it “cute” and wanted to leave it in until producers begged him to have Jessica redo it without an audience.
Joe Simpson would describe anything Jessica did as cute. That’s what creepy fathers who have special relationships with their big breasted daughters do. They watch out for each other. Tina Simpson wouldn’t understand. She’s always on the ugly one’s side.
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