After recording a second performance of 9 to 5 for the Dec. 26 broadcast of The Kennedy Center honors, Jessica Simpson has decided to withdraw from the show. The first live performance was a disaster and Jessica feels the second one wasn’t perfect enough to pay homage to her idol Dolly Parton.
She should just stick to the first one where she ran off stage because scampering away in tears would be the only entertaining thing about her. As an added bonus, I get to laugh my ass off.
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