Gwyneth Paltrow thinks drunk girls are gross

The Oscar winner follows a strict vegan macrobiotic diet and is described as a teetotal. Teetotals abstain from alcohol. I’m not making that up. I don’t think it’s true either since she’s later quoted as saying she enjoys a glass of wine. Anyway, Gwyneth Paltrow hates seeing girls drunk and thinks they should limit their drinking.

“I think it’s gross! I really don’t like drunk women, it’s such a bad look. I think it’s completely inappropriate.”

Drunk girls. Inappropriate, maybe. Awesome, definitely. If women stopped imbibing to the point of unconsciousness how would I get laid? A dinner and a movie? I certainly hope not. My time is precious and according to my mirror, my sexiness would eventually lead to sex 99.9% of the time anyway.

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16 years ago

I think she’s gross! I really don’t like gross women, it’s such a bad look. I think she’s completely inappropriate.

By the way, that macrobiotic trip isn’t doing her any favors– she’s maybe be grosser than Kirsten Dunst. Maybe.