The National Enquirer has a story about Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline hooking up at Raffles L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week. The awkward pair got together after Lohan called K-Fed over for a drink.
Lohan reportedly suggested the pair speak in private after Federline turned up with his manager, and then retired to her suite with the newly-divorced father. The publication claims the couple made love. Lohan denies the story.
Yea, it’s The National Enquirer, but Lindsay could fill the grand canyon with her daddy issues making this story plausible. Except for the fact it’s K-Fed. Even Lindsay has some standards. Having sex with the guy who created “Popozao” is a step down from being violated by a panda bear.
Here’s Lindsay in Tokyo. God knows she’s raped the US enough.
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