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Britney Spears mocks Lindsay

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Britney Spears updated her website allowing members to vote for possible Lindsay Lohan themed titles for her new album. An airbrushed Britney sits next to the mock poll which reads,

“You’ll Never See it My Way, Because You’re Not Me”

Britney is asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance in order to name her upcoming album.

Possible Album Titles:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

To recap. Britney Spears, the mother of K-Fed’s children, is making fun of Lindsay Lohan. Britney Spears, whose ass is a cellulite wasteland, is making fun of Lindsay Lohan. This is like Stephen Hawking laughing at you for not having a motorized chair. What could you possibly do or say? Personally, I would roll him down a flight of stairs and see if he could make his computer say “Ahhhhhhh!” before he hit the bottom. But, that’s more curiosity than anything else.

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12 years ago

“…and see if he could make his computer say “Ahhhhhhh!” before he hit the bottom.”

god dammit, now all my coworkers know i’m not working because they heard me rupture my spleen laughing at this. thanks.

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