Paris not happy with Sarah Silverman

Paris Hilton

Even though everybody laughed at Sarah Silverman’s verbal assault of Paris Hilton, one person was left less than thrilled. After the MTV Movie Awards ended, Paris Hilton was overheard saying,

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Sarah Silverman is funny 1% of the time and sometimes watching her perform is about as exciting as a front row seat to an abortion, but that was a golden moment in television. Paris Hilton’s pained expression gave an angel its wings. The only way it could have gotten better is if people started throwing used condoms at her and then everybody except for Paris was given free cake and then a pigeon pooped on her head. Also, if I won $10 million. *crosses fingers*

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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