Lindsay was chasing her assistant

Before she was caught, Lindsay’s assistant had just quit and called her mom to pick her up. For some reason or another, Lindsay gave chase which prompted the mother to call the police and tell them she was being pursued by Lindsay and that she was going to the nearest police station. And who can blame her. Being chased by a drunk, freckled maniac is scary. Not clown scary, Friday the 13th scary. If it was me, I’d throw myself out of the car to escape this lunatic. Or at least throw the kid out so I could go a little bit faster.

Following this incident, Lindsay returned to an undiscolsed rehab and her rep issued this statement,

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

To summarize, “Cocaine is one helluva drug.” Lindsay’s court date has been set for August 24 at 8:30 a.m. and is coincidentally on the same day as her other court date for her Memorial Day DUI. Something tells me the judge won’t look too kindly on that. Based on LA’s stance on celebs, expect the sentencing to be harsh. She’ll probably be forced to adopt some kittens.

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