Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at LAX walking around. Mary-Kate showed off her thong in her see-through dress, covering up her face while Ashley was, well, I guess, covering up her face too, but not in a see-through dress. Can these chicks be any more asinine? They can’t dress, they look like witches and if you gave one of them a high five, there’s a good chance you’d break at least six bones in their hand. It’s like their only source of nutrition is from cigarettes and strawberry flavored condoms.