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Johnny Depp Hooked Up With Ashley Olsen

Ashley Olsen recently quit acting so what better way to spend her free time than banging Johnny Depp. The bastion of investigative reporting, In Touch, claims Depp was seen sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment through an attached office building after a sleepover. Hopefully they had pillow fights and ice cream because those are the best kinds sleepovers.

It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”

Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said. In Touch

Oh, wait. I think In Touch is implying they Ashley Olsen f**ked his brains out. Well, that’s cool too. But I wonder what Vanessa Paradis will say about this considering she still thinks they’re together. I have a sneaking suspicion she won’t be celebrating the news with high fives and fist bumps.

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MyFaveMongoloidbangsPirates
MyFaveMongoloidbangsPirates
8 years ago

ewwwww! Hes a moron

Willy Billy
Willy Billy
4 years ago

The only moron here is you.

ohyeah
ohyeah
8 years ago

Ewww is right.  What would he do, pinky f**k her and let her lick his cock with her hummingbird tongue?  Beyond gross.

rachel
rachel
8 years ago
Reply to  ohyeah

Shut up idiot! ..This is not true..you are so inocent to belive this lie?Some people have no brain!

Linda Van
Linda Van
8 years ago

So hope this is not true. Johnny has more class. Wish he would go back home to Vanessa. So want him to be safe and happy.

Flowerpoweryso
Flowerpoweryso
8 years ago

I like what Mary said…

mary smith Mar 22, 2012, 7:35am EDT
Wow – this could be believeable if Ashley Olsen wasn’t AT THE OSCARS that weekend. You people should really do your research before you print garbage like this.

rachel
rachel
8 years ago

I can’t belive the press..they don’t know what to invent,this is a BIG lie and you know it

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