Witches. Both of them. Witches!

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen share a telepathic connection. In an interview with Marie-Claire, Ashley Olsen said she and her sister “both carry the weight of each other”. She added,

“Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she’s hurting, I know when she’s going through something. I know when she’s happy – whether I’m with her or not, I know.”

At some point in that quote it went from cute to creepy. You know those girls that watched The Craft in 8th grade and think they too can obtain magical powers. Mary-Kate and Ashley never grew out of that phase. For all we know, they could be sacrificing goats at home and drinking the blood of the innocent or having insane lesbian orgies because that’s what witches do. I saw it in this documentary called Witches and Bitches, which was sort of weird because I didn’t see any female dogs in there.

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