Paris Hilton will visit Rwanda

Remembering her commitment to excellence after being released from jail, Paris Hilton decided to visit Rwanda in November. Right after she finishes filming Repo! The Genetic Opera. This won’t be a one and done deal though. She’ll also visit other countries “where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern.” The party loving, fence scaling socialite says,

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” Hilton said of the region.

Usually, I don’t agree with this dumbass, but I think this will benefit everybody. If she doesn’t get killed by a stray bullet from a kid’s AK-47, she’ll most likely stop the genocide. The entire country will unite to drive out this white devil. Because, if you thought Africa had some crazy diseases now, wait until Paris Hilton lands. I heard scientists put a sample of Ebola next to a sample of one of Paris Hilton’s STDs and the Ebola virus ran away screaming, “Dios mío!”