Jessica Simpson renewed her deal with face wash company, Proactiv, for $3 million. She has already shot new infomercials which will air close to Christmas. The commercials will once again feature Jessica Simpson convincing millions of acne sufferers to buy Proactiv because it worked so well on the 3 pimples she has every 6 months. And look at her now, she’s a famous singer/movie star, but don’t think you can be one too pizza face. Unless you’re blond and your boobs need their own zip code, the most you can hope to be is a bank teller or maybe a dishwasher or someone that people can easily ignore. Like a starving child in a third world country.
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