Kim Kardashian went a little overboard with the makeup at the premiere of her new show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She ended up looking like a whore. Who gave her her own show anyway. What network is this on? I bet it’s that god awful VH1. They always have this tubby, blue-haired weirdo running around on that channel now. So, unless this new show is about her trying to suffocate that squealing dork with her ass, I’m not interested.
Note: I guess the show is on E!. Maybe they can do a crossover so that that suffocation thing can still happen.
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