The Kardashians have underage sex photos

Kim Kardashian

San Fernando Valley photographer Eric Ford has been shopping around sexually explicit nude photos of Kim Kardashian and her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, from when they were underage. The pictures were supposedly taken 11 years ago making Kim sixteen and Kourtney seventeen and feature them in “sexual poses with naked men.” Due to child pornography laws, a criminal investigation is being launched. Kim’s rep says,

“Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them.”

In all fairness, it’s pretty hard for Kim Kardashian to keep her clothes on. Every time she gets dressed, they just fly off. You practically have to super glue those things on. I think it has to do with the gravitational pull her ass produces the closer it comes in contact with a penis and a camera. I have the theory and a partially completed proof right here in this science journal. Don’t mind the glitter and unicorn stickers. They’re just there to give it some pizazz.

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  • Mare

    What happened to the woman that claimed to be happy with her body? Oh, wait.

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