According to reports, Lindsay Lohan is broke. Friends of the actress say she’s been asking them for spending money. However, Lindsay doesn’t seem worried since she ran up a $736 bar tab in one night in Capri and is being paid to promote a quit-smoking lozenge. Gatecrasher says,
A separate source tell us Ariva – the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge she has been unofficially promoting – paid her a sum in the mid-five figures this week. Officially, Ariva reps have denied it is paying Lohan – possibly because of all the recent paparazzi pics of her smoking.
Lindsay and I have to brainstorm. What can we do to earn money? Hmm, this is tough. What marketable skills does Lindsay have? Actress? Nah. Food connoisseur? Maybe if penis was a delicacy. Whore? Damn, can’t do that either. She puts out for free already. Alcoholic? Is that a profession? Argh, I’m out of ideas. This “thinking” stuff is hard. My brain hurts.
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