Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is back drinking again. The unemployed actress partied at the Beatrice Inn with Stavros Niarchos and Brody Jenner on Friday and had at least two vodka cocktails. One report claims Lindsay was all over Brody, while another says she was all over Stavros. And yet another, mine, says she was all over both because she’s a slut and that’s what sluts do.

“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail,” says a friend, attempting to explain. “People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was.”

One source contends that drinks were showing on Linds on Friday. Confronted by paparazzi at the Beatrice, “she started going berserk,” claims a witness. “She didn’t want them taking shots of her with Brody.”

Lindsay has nothing else to do besides drink, be belligerent and screw. The last movie she was in was nominated for a Razzie. Her most famous movie was Mean Girls and before that, The Parent Trap. At what point do you stop living in the past and admit you’re done. If she’s like me, never. I’m still telling people stories about the time I shoved 30 marshmallows in my mouth and managed to still be able to say “chubby bunny.” Take that Janet Rud and Catherine “Casey” Fish.

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