OK! Magazine made a sweeping allegation that Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys ended his relationship with Jessica Simpson after being eliminated from the playoffs. Not true says Jessica. Simpson shot back with her lawyers calling the article “utterly false,” “based on nothing more than rumor, gossip and innuendo,” “a smear campaign” and an excuse to subject Jessica to “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace.” They’ve sent OK!’s Editor-in-Chief a letter asking for a retraction. OK! has yet to respond.
Meanwhile, Tony Romo was heard whimpering in the distance. Upon hearing his bitch moans, Jessica shouted, “Take it like a man. We’re over when I say we’re over.”