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Adriana Lima might get engaged

Adriana Lima

Marko Jaric of the Minnesota Timberwolves has been dating Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima for the past six months and may be thinking about marriage. Marko says rumors of him shopping for a wedding ring have been greatly exaggerated, not that he isn’t seriously considering it.

“I am not shopping right now,” Jaric, 29, tells PEOPLE. “But I could start tomorrow. I am that close. I’m definitely not yet engaged, but it doesn’t mean we’re not thinking about it.”

“I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint,” he says. “Now, it’s a little different situation.”

Adriana has long professed her virginity and maintains that she won’t lose it until after she’s married. Which makes this as good a reason as any for Marko to wed. Sounds easy actually. Other models want it all before they’ll willingly sleep with you. Romantic dinners, trips to Paris and drinks not mixed with GHB. Very high maintenance. If all it took to bang a supermodel was a ring and ceremony, I’d have had sex with twice as many models as I’ve already had. What’s two times zero? Carry the one… is it five? It’s five isn’t it? Oh my god, I’m awesome.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

The only saving grace for her if she get’s married, for the man that is, is that she can’t say no to sex.
She must fuck like a bunny till his dick falls off and then some.

I really dislike uptight religious gals. They wreck the whole relationship thing.

I used to hate the priest fucking my ass, then he told me it was okay since god was inside him waiting to cum out. That dude used to cum a ton too…I would leak holy water for days. My shit looked like white chocolate covered oreos.

jonathan
jonathan
12 years ago

i think it’s a bad idea about adriana getting married then things start to go wrong,what happens when she has sex then she gets pregnant looses that sexy body is still pregnant when the victoria’s secret fashion show comes again then she looses her contract with victoria’s secret and she’s not known for being that sexy virgin but the model that fucked up her life to get married with that fucking ugly retard backet baller seriously she can do better than that ugly thing what the hell is wrong with her these days so she’s got alot of thinking to… Read more »

none
none
12 years ago

^^^^^^^ you’re one messed up motherfucker!!

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