On this weeks episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we found out that walking around with an ass like Kim’s comes at a high price and that price is cellulite. However, as we soon discovered, there is a cure, albeit a temporary one, for this dreaded affliction. It involves having your ass oiled up by a hot chick and having her run a vacuum cleaner over your thighs and stomach. Mmm. Who knew ass repair could be so sexy?
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