Jessica Alba finally popped

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl Saturday at Cedars-Sinai. Naturally, Alba named her Honor Marie Warren.

They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.

“It’s a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months,” she recently told USA Weekend. “It’s a lot of life-changing decisions. I’m really, really secure and happy in my relationship.”

How sad. I was born at the wrong time and the wrong place. If I was born at Cedars-Sinai on Saturday too, I could have switched myself with Honor and I would have been the one gnawing on Jessica’s nipples. That lucky duck.

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