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Jessica Alba finally popped

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl Saturday at Cedars-Sinai. Naturally, Alba named her Honor Marie Warren.

They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.

“It’s a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months,” she recently told USA Weekend. “It’s a lot of life-changing decisions. I’m really, really secure and happy in my relationship.”

How sad. I was born at the wrong time and the wrong place. If I was born at Cedars-Sinai on Saturday too, I could have switched myself with Honor and I would have been the one gnawing on Jessica’s nipples. That lucky duck.

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Could have also been you only chance have been inside her vagina…

Well now her cooter looks like high speed auto crash, it’ll be happy days for Cash….it’s cornhole and hummer time!

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I don’t know why, but every time this Beyotch opens her mouth to give a “quote” about “waaaah, it’s so hard to be me and spend money and have a man to marry” – I want to PUNCH her in the throat – so she can’t breath anymore!

Beyotch your lucky you’re famous and don’t really have to do shit to make money – try being more positive and grateful instead of so selfish and spoiled!

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