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Megan Fox does the 2008 MTV Movie Awards
Megan Fox also showed up at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. She didn’t win anything except for maybe a teddy bear from Rainn Wilson which she wouldn’t accept. What a bitch. When a man offers you a teddy bear attached to his scrotum, you’re expected to take it with a smile. Rain Wilson’s right, she’s just like those ungrateful brats at Build-A-Bear. Wait, Rainn didn’t say that? Nevermind then.
If that was me up on stage, next to her with just a teddy bear…that bear would have a chest-wound….
And regarding getting a hard-on up on stage….
Honestly, I’d be more embarrassed that I didn’t have an erection whilst standing naked next to her than not being able to.