Jessica Alba’s baby is only worth $1.5 million

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba declined initial offers to whore out her baby, but ultimately relented when OK! Magazine offered $1.5 million to put her daughter, Honor Marie Warren, on their cover. TMZ has the details:

We’re hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other “event” — Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved.

For that kind of money, she better be giving out hand jobs to every guy on staff at OK! or at least let them graze her boob with their arm.

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Shhheeetttt, I bet Larry Flynt would pay $1 million to see where her baby came from….. snatch stitches and all!

Herman Bumfudle

well, that’s because she didn’t play the guessing game. the one where maybe the baby is warren’s or maybe some undercover lover. no foreplay, nope it was cut and dry.

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