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Lauren Conrad sucks

Lauren Conrad is the star of the scripted reality show, The Hills. She’s found fame amongst teenage girls and bored 20-somethings. However, apart from those people, nobody likes her. Case in point. Her neighbors. They hate having to live next to her. Radar interviewed a few of them and quickly found out they’d rather her ass move out.

Some neighbors are so displeased that they’ve brought up zoning issues concerning the legality of Audrina’s guest house. Neighborhood residents we spoke to also complained of paparazzi violence, dangerous traffic, vandalism, production-vehicle parking violations, and the interruption of Internet service for as long as 72 hours when MTV wirelessly transmits the show as they shoot. MTV and the city of Los Angeles have offered up some solutions, and Daddy Conrad has stepped in to help, but residents say they’re not doing enough.

It’s just not normal people who dislike her though, so do celebrities like soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. At LA club Kress, Cristiano was out with some friends when Lauren came up to him and asked for a picture. He refused and asked his friend who she was.

‘Cristiano turned to his friend and said in his heavy Portugese accent: ‘Who is this woman?’

‘Lauren was mortified. She told her friends she couldn’t believe he’d talk to her like that. Worse still, she couldn’t believe he didn’t know who she is.

‘She walked away in a really bad mood.’

In spite of the ego check, Lauren Conrad is still turning into a diva.

Conrad was flown to East Hampton by chopper and paid to host a party at Lily Pond for Svedka’s “Join the Party” campaign, but she showed up two hours late. “She seems to have lost a grip on reality and thinks she is A-list material,” said our source. “And after taking pictures, she bolted straight to the VIP area and refused to speak to anyone outside her entourage.”

My favorite part of this story was how everybody hates Lauren Conrad and how a hunky soccer star won’t even take a picture with her. Why, if I was Lauren, I’d be hurling myself out of a third floor window right about now. Heh heh heh.

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TC
TC
16 years ago

Sounds more like Spudnik creating diversion again. LC is the queen of class and the only haters are the ones she caught onto that want to ride her coat tails. I find it really laughable that people are cheering over Kitson dropping LC and picking up Hoodwoods line. Seriously? Bloomingdale vs Kitson? I’d rather have Bloomingale carry my name vs a wanna be fashion source. Kitson is obviously an attention whore and just wants to have celebs in the store, because he’s a no known. He can keep Hoodwood and Co. Anything and anyone that deals with PreyonU is a… Read more »

anne
anne
16 years ago

Lauren is the queen of class. and people who dislike her are jealous. end of story. she is pretty, (MARK cosmetics, teen vouge, seventeen, cosmo girl, people, and on and on she has starred on the covers, just to name a few.) regardless of negative comments she continues to shine and star in MTV’s #1 most watched show, The Hills. so keep saying the negative comments, it just shows how much you are jealous of her. and who knows you may find that you do like her, and the show is deff not scripted, hence forth REALITY TV :) peace,… Read more »

DW
DW
16 years ago

yeah man! screw that girl, i wish she would jump off the capitol records building, i just think that’d be the bee’s knees. she’s such a b1tch, in fact everyone on that show is. that whole show is just ridiculous, i don’t see how any of those people consider themselves “friends” because if any of my friends acted the way they do towards each other, they would not be my friends anymore. ridiculous. she’s stuck up and born with a silver spoon in her mouth and still thinks that everyone in the world owes her something.

tia
tia
16 years ago

shes so self centered its disguting! thats what u get when you grow up with millionaires for parents i guess.

ra
ra
16 years ago

LAUREN CONRAD IS AMAZING AND THERE IS NOTHING RONG WITH HER! she is so pretty and everyone just wishes they can be her.

Alison Mathews
Alison Mathews
16 years ago

I think everyone who makes stupid pages like this is 100% jealous of the person they are talking about. Why else would you waste your time talking s**t about her? You are the one who SUCKS! Now stop being jealous and grow the hell up!

yo daddy
yo daddy
16 years ago

I feel that is your taking this much time out of your life to diss on a popular beautiful and successful young lady like Lauren you really must be a loser!! Loser!!

kates
kates
16 years ago

unfortunately for you, your opinion is not factual. lauren is awesome.