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Sam and Lindsay to marry?

Lindsay Lohan

Samantha Ronson announced to party-goers at the Chateau Marmont club in LA that “by the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson” and “tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” The news suggests that Sam and LIndsay Lohan are planning to marry at the end of the year.

Lending more credence to the sapphic relationship is the interview Lindsay gave to Marie Claire. “Samantha had some stars so I had some done as well. I am very happy. She is a fantastic person who has a great influence on everyone around her.”

Whatever. Lindsay will be over Samantha by this time next year. Lindsay never went to college to experiment with girls so she needs to get this out of her system. She’s kind of taking this too far though. Her vagina is probably screaming at her for penis. Every night it yells, “For the love of god, feed me!,” and every time Lindsay, startled, looks around to see who said that.

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Jay
Jay
12 years ago

In all honesty, thats a woman??

Ed the Sock
Ed the Sock
12 years ago

Lindsay’s vag is crying for penis? Don’t you think Mr. Sam is just wearing her out with a strap-on with the diameter of a two liter Coke bottle?! You know she is!

Rico
Rico
12 years ago

OMG!!She’s gorgeous!!

blablabla
blablabla
12 years ago

I just threw up in my mouth looking at this picture. Fugly, fugly, fugly!

Jen
Jen
12 years ago

Why does Samantha Ronson ALWAYS looks like she slept in her make up? And seriously, Lindsay’s face looks just a little dirty. It’s called Noxema, Linds.

Sir Jimmy
Sir Jimmy
12 years ago

She looks like Topher Grace’s little brother.Sir Jimmy

pennwood
pennwood
12 years ago

I’ll believe it when I see it ….

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