Suri Cruise Cries for Freedom

In what many are calling Forbes.com’s creepiest article this year, the money-centric site has named Suri Cruise the hottest among their second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”

“Though not quite the tabloid stars his sisters Zahara and Shiloh are, his recognizable mug and A-list parents give him space in the top five,” said Forbes.com of Pax.

Rounding out the top 10: Sam Alexis Woods, daughter of Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin; Cruz Beckham, son of David and Victoria Beckham; Matilda Rose Ledger, daughter of Michelle Williams and the late Heath Ledger; David Banda, son of Madonna and Guy Ritchie; Sean Preston Federline, son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline; and Sam Sheen, daughter of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen.

Forbes may tell you they based their rankings on “media attention and their parents’ popularity” but don’t be fooled, this list was most likely determined with a majority vote by people very familiar with Megan’s Law and who cower in fear at the mere mention of “Chris Hansen.”

[Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise go to the Metropolitan Museum in New York City. Image via Splash News]