Paris Hilton is devastated

Paris Hilton leaves a restaurant

Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom.

Of course, this robbery has left Paris “devastated.” Hilton cried to Life & Style via MSNBC: “I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace.”

Paris then emphasized that it was $2 million in sentimental value which actually makes it $4 million that she lost. So, if insurance or a compassionate jeweler can just give her that $4 million in cash and/or diamonds, everything will be cool. She’s not asking for much. Just a little something to start new memories with. Preferably something shiny with lots of carats.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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