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Katy Perry not dating Benji Madden

Katy Perry dedication

One day. That’s how long it took for Katy Perry to issue a denial about sexing Benji Madden. That’s 23 hours too long. When rumors spread of you dating a Madden brother, you want to get on top of that right away. It’s like gangrene. Got to cut it off at the source. Katy wrote on her Tumblr:

oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :) Guess what? I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now. Oh shayth do I have frequent flyer milez for days… I wonder if you can cash in frequent flyer miles for a boyfriend rather than just dinners and gift certificates for starbucks? ”How many miles for brad pitt, pls?” Europe you ready for some hello katy?!? YAYAYAYAYGO GO GO GO GO!

I know all too well about having viscious rumors spread about you. Some people alleged I was dating Megan Fox. I’ll have you know, I’m not dating her, I’m only sleeping with her. Get your facts straight people.

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ouch Benji that’s gonna hurt well anyway no living creature in this planet should give their heart to Katy anyways no matter how hot she is

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definitely in the denial stage

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