A judge ruled on Thursday that Russell Simmons has to pay his ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons $40,000 a month in child support. In addition, Kimora, who has her own reality show Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, ultimately decides whether or not to put her 9-year-old daughter, Ming, or her sister, 6-year-old, Aoki, on the show.
Russell Simmons does have visitation rights so he’ll be able to see that the $480,000 he’s paying Kimora every year has been put to good use. Granted, he’ll be a little confused when he sees his kids dressed in tattered rags, but it’ll all make sense once he uses the solid gold computerized toilet and crushed panda bone hand soap.
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