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Perez Hilton doesn’t do anything
Perez Hilton needs three people to write his site, neither of them him. One to MS Paint jizz stains on photos, one to copy / paste articles and one to write cutting commentary like: “Whew! If all was not well in Ivana’s life we just don’t know what we would have done with ourselves!”
There’s a shocker-this fat slob doesn’t look like he has the ability to bathe or brush his teeth(unless it’s with some guy’s dick), let alone write. His column is less than interesting, and full of blatantly phony “concern” for celebrity X’s crumbling marriage, advice for avoiding for celebrity Y’s self-destructive habits, or the latest marginal band he’s being paid to promote.
This is little surprise given that Princess Perez is so busy on her world promotional tour! Its not like he ever had any talent for what his site is about. Sides, she needs time to shove food into her mouth! Cuz I got news for BuddyM – she don’t get no dick!
Good point about no dick for the Perezmonster; I have to say though, that on both sides of the fence, there’s usually someone that is indiscriminate enough that even the Blueberry Berry Fairy there has managed to find someone. I would probably rule out gloryholes, because his gut would go through the wall before his dick.
Who is Perez Hilton?
¡Quién es Perez Hilton?