At Tuesday’s launch for Hennessy Black, Kim Kardashian’s big ass stepped into a crowded elevator only to be told by an attendant that they couldn’t ascend because the group exceeded the weight limit. I think he was hinting at the fact Kim’s butt was pushing a five-year-old’s head into the elevator wall.
“Everyone started laughing,” says a spy. “Finally, someone in Kim’s group stepped off.”
Kim’s ass then nodded in approval. The end.
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