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Jessica Simpson has the right idea

Taking the focus off your recent weight gain by pushing your massive breasts up past your chin is always a good idea. People may say Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a lot going up there, but these photos prove she’s just smart enough.

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crocalike
crocalike
15 years ago

she’s got two dead birds on her feet!

Fred
Fred
15 years ago

You want to explain to me how she’s fat/

Or would you rather explain how nasty-ass anorexic twigs are hot/

Or how you’re a shallow pile of s**t?