Lindsay and Paris hate Kate Gosselin

While others think Kate Gosselin is a bitch because she’s an overbearing control freak, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton think Kate’s a bitch because she’s pushing them off the covers of weeklies. Page Six reports:

“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source. “That’s why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt].” The married stars of “Jon & Kate Plus 8” on TLC have been garnering attention from all the glossies, which have seen circulation boosts from their alleged infidelities and family struggles.

There’s no limit to what Paris and Lindsay would do for attention. You could tell them to fire bottle rockets into each other’s asses for a chance to be on the cover of Us and they’ll probably think for a second and then ask if you for a light.