I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors must have called the cops because it sounded like I was being raped. And I was. Visually.
Who would make a see-through bikini much less let Tori wear it? The city should find out and punish the guy for crimes against humanity.
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